Confession Bear

If killing myself wouldn't hurt my loved ones, I'd have done it years ago. I resent them for caring about me.

If killing myself wouldn't hurt my loved ones, I'd have done it years ago. I resent them for caring about me.  Confession Bear

When Im late for work i urinate in the shower to save time

When Im late for work i urinate in the shower to save time  Confession Bear

None of my Facebook friends are religious nut jobs I wish I had some so I could troll them

None of my Facebook friends are religious nut jobs I wish I had some so I could troll them  Confession Bear

WHEN I LOOK AT MOST PEOPLE I JUST SEE CAVEMEN IN MODERN CLOTHING

WHEN I LOOK AT MOST PEOPLE I JUST SEE CAVEMEN IN MODERN CLOTHING  Confession Bear

The only reason I drink coffee at work is because i can get paid while taking a shit

The only reason I drink coffee at work is because i can get paid while taking a shit  Confession Bear

I frightened away a bunch of campers so I could have their delicious picnic basket

I frightened away a bunch of campers so I could have their delicious picnic basket  Confession Bear

I ACTUALLY THINK WE SHOULDNT UNDERESTIMATE KIM JONG-UN

I ACTUALLY THINK WE SHOULDNT UNDERESTIMATE KIM JONG-UN  Confession Bear

I take comfort in knowing that one day all the people I hate will die

I take comfort in knowing that one day all the people I hate will die  Confession Bear

The Boston Marathon Bombing is a terrible tragedy but I can't wait for the movie

The Boston Marathon Bombing is a terrible tragedy but I can't wait for the movie  Confession Bear

I act as if I'm picky But in reality, I don't think I'm good enough to deserve a nice girlfriend

I act as if I'm picky But in reality, I don't think I'm good enough to deserve a nice girlfriend  Confession Bear
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