Confession Bear

I am getting paid to play Jesus for a church on good Friday I am an atheist

I am getting paid to play Jesus for a church on good Friday I am an atheist  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy when toilet water splashes my butt

I actually enjoy when toilet water splashes my butt  Confession Bear

My mum walked in on me yanking the doodle But it actually just made me even harder

My mum walked in on me yanking the doodle But it actually just made me even harder  Confession Bear

I use women's flower scented shampoo's because I like my hair to smell nice, and it's nice when girls compliment how nice you smell.

I use women's flower scented shampoo's because I like my hair to smell nice, and it's nice when girls compliment how nice you smell.  Confession Bear

One time I masturbated with a cucumber, washed it put it back in the fridge My family ate it for dinner

One time I masturbated with a cucumber, washed it put it back in the fridge My family ate it for dinner  Confession Bear

I used to think [Deleted] was a novelty account

I used to think [Deleted] was a novelty account  Confession Bear

I've never actually been on reddit

I've never actually been on reddit  Confession Bear

I was 'molested' when I was 7 by someone over 18 I don't tell people because I enjoyed it and don't like being told I should feel bad

I was 'molested' when I was 7 by someone over 18 I don't tell people because I enjoyed it and don't like being told I should feel bad  Confession Bear

If I wanted to read your confessions I would have gone to Post Secret

If I wanted to read your confessions  I would have gone to Post Secret  Confession Bear

I don't like absinthe Even at the fly honey warehouse

I don't like absinthe Even at the fly honey warehouse  Confession Bear
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