Confession Bear

A great girl that I actually had a crush on told me she loved me, but I turned her down Because she was overweight and I was afraid my friends would judge me.

A great girl that I actually had a crush on told me she loved me, but I turned her down Because she was overweight and I was afraid my friends would judge me.  Confession Bear

I hate my family I just live with them because they don't charge me rent

I hate my family I just live with them because they don't charge me rent  Confession Bear

I LOVE TOUCHING MY BALLS WHEN MY HANDS ARE COLD

I LOVE TOUCHING MY BALLS WHEN MY HANDS ARE COLD  Confession Bear

I Let Christians believe they are right To avoid any conflict

I Let Christians believe they are right To avoid any conflict  Confession Bear

When I see a car with Xenon lights I assume the driver is an asshole.

When I see a car with Xenon lights I assume the driver is an asshole.  Confession Bear

I REALLY HATE THIS BEARS FACE

I REALLY HATE THIS BEARS FACE  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wait until I have to pee before I take a shower

Sometimes I wait until I have to pee before I take a shower  Confession Bear

I once killed a drifter and masturbated on their corpse.

I once killed a drifter and masturbated on their corpse.  Confession Bear

When I see a person with an Apple product I assume they are stupid

When I see a person with an Apple product I assume they are stupid  Confession Bear

I secretly hope North Korea and South Korea end their ceasefire so they could reboot M*A*S*H

I secretly hope North Korea and South Korea end their ceasefire so they could reboot M*A*S*H  Confession Bear
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