Confession Bear

The day i found out santa claus is fake is the day i became an atheist

The day i found out santa claus is fake is the day i became an atheist   Confession Bear

I broke the dam.

 I broke the dam.
  Confession Bear

I use my mom's electric toothbrush to masturbate every single day after work.

I use my mom's electric toothbrush  to masturbate every single day after work.  Confession Bear

I have a little party in my head when my child is bad in the evenings... Because I can put him to bed early and eat ice cream and watch what I want on t.v.

I have a little party in my head when my child is bad in the evenings... Because I can put him to bed early and eat ice cream and watch what I want on t.v.  Confession Bear

I love old PC mice Because I can play with their balls

I love old PC mice Because I can play with their balls  Confession Bear

I just say that I'm asexual, so I can avoid sex because of past trauma.

I just say that I'm asexual, so I can avoid sex because of past trauma.  Confession Bear

I tell my dog to eat all food that falls on the floor Even if it has chocolate in it

I tell my dog to eat all food that falls on the floor Even if it has chocolate in it  Confession Bear

Sometimes I scratch my balls And like the smell on my hands

Sometimes I scratch my balls And like the smell on my hands  Confession Bear

Mitt Romney I thought he could win

Mitt Romney I thought he could win  Confession Bear

the only reason why i'm posting this is to try and get all that cake day karma i've heard of

the only reason why i'm posting this is to try and get all that cake day karma i've heard of  Confession Bear
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