Confession Bear

Decided to make use of all the BJ posts lately.. So my husband would buy me a massage as thanks.

Decided to make use of all the BJ posts lately..  So my husband would buy me a massage 
as thanks.   Confession Bear

My roommate asked if I had an empty bottle He could spit his chewing tobacco in Gave him one I had previously pissed in out of the trash.

My roommate asked if I had an empty bottle He could spit his chewing tobacco in Gave him one I had previously pissed in out of the trash.  Confession Bear

The reason why we're still Facebook friends is because you post a lot of pictures of you in bikinis

The reason why we're still Facebook friends is because you post a lot of pictures of you in bikinis  Confession Bear

when I realize a post is about pokemon i instantly downvote

when I realize a post is about pokemon i instantly downvote  Confession Bear

I have no idea how to pronounce meme

I have no idea how to pronounce  meme  Confession Bear

I can't sleep nude because i'm afraid i'll die in my sleep and someone will find my body

I can't sleep nude because i'm afraid i'll die in my sleep and someone will find my body  Confession Bear

I think most people who say they have Aspergers are just using that disability to excuse their asshole behavior

I think most people who say they have Aspergers are just using that disability to excuse their asshole behavior  Confession Bear

I took money from the church offering plate to buy pokemon cards

I took money from the church offering plate to buy pokemon cards  Confession Bear

If there's anyone else in the restroom I can't take a dump

If there's anyone else in the restroom I can't take a dump  Confession Bear

If you're white but you have dark hair or brown eyes you're still genetically inferior to me

If you're white but you have dark hair or brown eyes you're still genetically inferior to me  Confession Bear
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