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Confession Bear

I USED TO GET BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR HAVING AN ACCENT AND BEING SHORT. I AM A PHARMACIST NOW AND THE BULLIES WORK A LABOR JOB. I MAKE IT A POINT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT AND SMIRK AND ASK THEM HOW THEY ARE DOING NOW EVERY MONTH THEY STOP BY FOR THEIR PAIN

I USED TO GET BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR HAVING AN ACCENT AND BEING SHORT. I AM A PHARMACIST NOW AND THE BULLIES WORK A LABOR JOB. I MAKE IT A POINT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT AND SMIRK AND ASK THEM HOW THEY ARE DOING NOW EVERY MONTH THEY STOP BY FOR THEIR PAIN Confession Bear
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I make up confessions To get karma

I make up confessions To get karma Confession Bear
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I'm afraid that every time i drink alone I'll get so drunk that i'll "accidentally" swallow too many pills

I'm afraid that every time i drink alone I'll get so drunk that i'll
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If you're white and have a southern accent I automatically assume you're racist

If you're white and have a southern accent I automatically assume you're racist Confession Bear
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Whenever my landlord brings potential renters to view my apartment I hang up Nazi paraphernalia so no one want to live here

Whenever my landlord brings potential renters to view my apartment I hang up Nazi paraphernalia so no one want to live here Confession Bear
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I used to teach women's self defense classes Until one day my girlfriend told me she cheated on me. I flew into a rage, downed a bottle of liquor, and beat her until the police came and arrested me

I used to teach women's self defense classes Until one day my girlfriend told me she cheated on me. I flew into a rage, downed a bottle of liquor, and beat her until the police came and arrested me Confession Bear
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Came out as an atheist on Facebook Lost my Catholic "best friend"

Came out as an atheist on Facebook Lost my Catholic
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I've masterbated to my insanely hot step sister in her bathing suit On many occasions

I've masterbated to my insanely hot step sister in her bathing suit On many occasions Confession Bear
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Any time a customer is condescending or douchey I intentionally overfill their bags so they'll break when they go to load them in their car

Any time a customer is condescending or douchey I intentionally overfill their bags so they'll break when they go to load them in their car Confession Bear
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Whenever I meet a guy I think I might kind of like I start planning our lives together, especially our wedding

Whenever I meet a guy I think I might kind of like I start planning our lives together, especially our wedding Confession Bear
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