Confession Bear

I MISS ERMAHGERD

I MISS ERMAHGERD  Confession Bear

I drive horribly on purpose So my boyfriend has to drive us everywhere

I drive horribly on purpose So my boyfriend has to drive us everywhere  Confession Bear

Sometimes my farts Smell like roast dinner

Sometimes my farts Smell like roast dinner  Confession Bear

sometimes when I'm bored I like to go into my tub and pretend i'm a fish

sometimes when I'm bored I like to go into my tub and pretend i'm a fish  Confession Bear

Im glad the bassist from slipknot died

Im glad  the bassist from slipknot died  Confession Bear

sometimes i throw a comment out there to see how many downvotes i can get

sometimes i throw a comment out there to see how many downvotes i can get  Confession Bear

i had sex and came inside a buddy's girlfriend She had sex with him later and made him buy plan b

i had sex and came inside a buddy's girlfriend She had sex with him later and made him buy plan b  Confession Bear

I downvote frontpage posts after a couple hours of seeing them on every refresh

I downvote frontpage posts after a couple hours of seeing them on every refresh  Confession Bear

I like wearing clothes that show a lot of cleavage Because it draws away attention from my not so attractive face

I like wearing clothes that show a lot of cleavage Because it draws away attention from my not so attractive face  Confession Bear

When I was little my mom kept her douche in the shower I thought it was a water toy and used it to squirt water in my mouth

When I was little my mom kept her douche in the shower I thought it was a water toy and used it to squirt water in my mouth  Confession Bear
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