Confession Bear

I'm a senior I'm not registering for my last semester

I'm a senior I'm not registering for my last semester  Confession Bear

I only use one side of the pages in my notebooks because the coils get in the way of my hand.

I only use one side of the pages in my notebooks because the coils get in the way of my hand.  Confession Bear

I only want my girlfriend to ask me to take her back So I can tell her to go fuck herself

I only want my girlfriend to ask me to take her back So I can tell her to go fuck herself  Confession Bear

I listen to Aragorn's speech from Retern of the King To get me pumped up to talk to girls

I listen to Aragorn's speech from Retern of the King To get me pumped up to talk to girls  Confession Bear

I like alaska... and joy

I like alaska... and joy  Confession Bear

Gave up on God when my grandma wouldn't let me swim on Sunday

Gave up on God when my grandma wouldn't let me swim on Sunday  Confession Bear

I think the girl in Stubenville deserved to be raped because she knowingly drank and couldn't hold her liqour

I think the girl in Stubenville deserved to be raped because she knowingly drank and couldn't hold her liqour  Confession Bear

I tell my girlfriend that I am going to take a shower So I can poop and reddit in peace

I tell my girlfriend that I am going to take a shower So I can poop and reddit in peace   Confession Bear

I pretend to sleep for an extra hour and a half So i don't have to get out of my room to play with my nephew.

I pretend to sleep for an extra hour and a half So i don't have to get out of my room to play with my nephew.  Confession Bear

Got a fancy dildo at a bachelorette party, I fantasized it was my brother when I used it.

Got a fancy dildo at a bachelorette party, I fantasized it was my brother when I used it.  Confession Bear
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