Confession Bear

I've never seen a christian claim there is a war on religion

I've never seen a christian claim there is a war on religion  Confession Bear

I've always thought top gun is fucking terrible

I've always thought top gun is fucking terrible  Confession Bear

I lost my virginity To a teenage mother.

I lost my virginity  To a teenage mother.  Confession Bear

When I deliver pizzas to the churches on sundays I draw a pentagram on the box....

When I deliver pizzas to the churches on sundays I draw a pentagram on the box....  Confession Bear

I don't give a fuck about reposts or give a shit about karma. I do have a life outside of Reddit

I don't give a fuck about reposts or give a shit about karma.  I do have a life outside of Reddit  Confession Bear

When I see someone still wearing a Livestrong bracelet I automatically assume that they are a choch

When I see someone still wearing a Livestrong bracelet I automatically assume that they are a choch  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy the crust on the loaf of bread

I actually enjoy the crust on the loaf of bread  Confession Bear

I have developed a severe eating disorder I've never been more proud of my own success

I have developed a severe eating disorder I've never been more proud of my own success  Confession Bear

In highschool I used to sprinkle my ground up pinworms onto the food of my crushes. Then sprint to the bathroom to furiously masturbate when I noticed her squirming the next day.

In highschool I used to sprinkle my ground up pinworms onto the food of my crushes. Then sprint to the bathroom to furiously masturbate when I noticed her squirming the next day.  Confession Bear

When ever I hear a mid 20 year old say "I'm going to go back to college" I think they are a lazy POS who is looking for a new way to keep mooching

When ever I hear a mid 20 year old say
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