Confession Bear

Sometimes I feel jealous of redditors with girlfriends then i see pictures of them, and feel better

Sometimes I feel jealous of redditors with girlfriends then i see pictures of them, and feel better  Confession Bear

when im out of weed and dont have a girlfriend i feel like im at a low point in my life

when im out of weed and dont have a girlfriend i feel like im at a low point in my life  Confession Bear

When a girl asks why i am so good at oral i just shrug and say "i don't know" But its really because I used to be fat and lazy and ate snackpack pudding with out a spoon

When a girl asks why i am so good at oral i just shrug and say

When my friends or family argues in front of me I intentionally instigate if I know both sides are wrong

When my friends or family argues in front of me I intentionally instigate if I know both sides are wrong  Confession Bear

My wife left me to spent a week at her parents because she "needed time to work on herself" I got used to her being gone, and I'm actually disappointed she's coming back

My wife left me to spent a week at her parents because she

I hope my friends don't get girlfriends so we can all keep hanging out together

I hope my friends don't get girlfriends so we can all keep hanging out together  Confession Bear

I SECRETLY STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND'S USED THONGS AND SELL THEM TO MY FRIEND WHO HAS AN OBSESSIVE CRUSH ON HER

I SECRETLY STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND'S USED THONGS AND SELL THEM TO MY FRIEND WHO HAS AN OBSESSIVE CRUSH ON HER  Confession Bear

I have never toked at 4:20

I have never toked at 4:20   Confession Bear

If your image is on Flickr I won't even look at it

If your image is on Flickr I won't even look at it  Confession Bear

It wasn't silly or non-sexual

 It wasn't silly or non-sexual  Confession Bear
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