Confession Bear

I forgot to eat plenty of moss and stones before hibernation Now I'm sleeping in my own feces

I forgot to eat plenty of moss and stones before hibernation Now I'm sleeping in my own feces  Confession Bear

I love it when my girlfriend starts little make out sessions in the shower That way she doesn't feel me pissing on her legs because I'm to lazy to walk to the toilet

I love it when my girlfriend starts little make out sessions in the shower That way she doesn't feel me pissing on her legs because I'm to lazy to walk to the toilet  Confession Bear

I told my mom i was going to a job interview I went to gamestop instead

I told my mom i was going to a job interview I went to gamestop instead  Confession Bear

I fucking hate cats I think they are the most selfish and annoying pets that don't even love their owners

I fucking hate cats I think they are the most selfish and annoying pets that don't even love their owners  Confession Bear

I actually liked Mullet Superman

I actually liked Mullet Superman  Confession Bear

I dont like michael phelps even though he smokes weed

I dont like michael phelps even though he smokes weed  Confession Bear

i use things i find on reddit to try and impress my friends

i use things i find on reddit to try and impress my friends  Confession Bear

If you're going slowly in the fast lane and i have to leave it to go around you i don't use my blinkers and i cut in front of you as closely as possible in hopes you will freak out and wreck

If you're going slowly in the fast lane and i have to leave it to go around you i don't use my blinkers and i cut in front of you as closely as possible in hopes you will freak out and wreck  Confession Bear

It's my fourth year as an engineer in college and I still look to see if there are any hot girls in class on the first day

It's my fourth year as an engineer in college and I still look to see if there are any hot girls in class on the first day  Confession Bear

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence  Confession Bear
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