Confession Bear

Whenever i see someone wearing a Chive shirt I assume you're a slut, a douche, or desperate

Whenever i see someone wearing a Chive shirt I assume you're a slut, a douche, or desperate  Confession Bear

I fucking hate Confession Bear

I fucking hate Confession Bear  Confession Bear

Everyone is working And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is working And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Confession Bear

I once had a bf cheat on me, so while we were at the bar one night, i blew a guy in the bathroom and let him finish in my mouth with semen still in my mouth, i Took a shot of bacardi 151, kissed bf, and spit the concoction in his mouth. he thought it was

I once had a bf cheat on me, so while we were at the bar one night, i blew a guy in the bathroom and let him finish in my mouth with semen still in my mouth, i Took a shot of bacardi 151, kissed bf, and spit the concoction in his mouth. he thought it was   Confession Bear

Kid in front of me in the check out line being very obnoxious and screaming crop dust him so badly he throws up on the floor

Kid in front of me in the check out line being very obnoxious and screaming crop dust him so badly he throws up on the floor  Confession Bear

I don't think Ryan Gosling is attractive.

 I don't think Ryan Gosling is attractive.  Confession Bear

I pirated all the software I have because I don't think a 16 year-old boy should have to pay $1000+ just to finish a French project.

I pirated all the software I have because I don't think a 16 year-old boy should have to pay $1000+ just to finish a French project.  Confession Bear

I joined Reddit So that my friend could have someone who knew about it

I joined Reddit So that my friend could have someone who knew about it  Confession Bear

I'm a strict vegan unless you count like three or four packs of Starbursts a week

I'm a strict vegan unless you count like three or four packs of Starbursts a week  Confession Bear

i didn't laugh because your joke isn't funny not because i didn't hear you

i didn't laugh because your joke isn't funny not because i didn't hear you  Confession Bear
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