Confession Bear

Every time i see a well dressed black man I assume he plays professional sports

Every time i see a well dressed black man I assume he plays professional sports  Confession Bear

Until today, I always thought that the "One Does Not Simply" meme was from Game of Thrones

Until today, I always thought that the

When ever my roommate is home I put my headphones in and pretend to listen to music so he wont talk to me.

When ever my roommate is home I put my headphones in and pretend to listen to music so he wont talk to me.  Confession Bear

I occupy less volume and have an increased density.

I occupy less volume and have an increased density.  Confession Bear

I wish my wife didn't lose so much weight So I didn't have to

I wish my wife didn't lose so much weight So I didn't have to   Confession Bear

The only reason I subscribe to /r/TheFacebookDelusion Looking for the one time someone admits they were wrong and becomes atheist

The only reason I subscribe to /r/TheFacebookDelusion Looking for the one time someone admits they were wrong and becomes atheist  Confession Bear

I looked up something my boyfriend told me he posted to reddit to find out his username. Now I follow him to make sure he doesn't post overly attached girlfriend memes about me.

I looked up something my boyfriend told me he posted to reddit to find out his username. Now I follow him to make sure he doesn't post overly attached girlfriend memes about me.  Confession Bear

I work nights at a hospital in a department by myself To stay awake I frequently masturbate in the office.

I work nights at a hospital in a department by myself To stay awake I frequently masturbate in the office.  Confession Bear

During High school I would ask my mom for lunch money, and proceed to steal my lunch from the school every day for 4 years.

During High school I would ask my mom for lunch money, and proceed to steal my lunch from the school every day for 4 years.  Confession Bear

I pray the divine office using an app on my mobile device but listen to music afterwards instead of having a moment of silence.

I pray the divine office using an app on my mobile device but listen to music afterwards instead of having a moment of silence.  Confession Bear
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