Confession Bear

If you have a Darwin fish on your car I automatically assume you're an insufferable cunt

If you have a Darwin fish on your car I automatically assume you're an insufferable cunt  Confession Bear

I lie to my mother and tell her I have a good time while im out but the truth is all of my friends smoke weed making me feel completely secluded

I lie to my mother and tell her I have a good time while im out  but the truth is all of my friends smoke weed making me feel completely secluded  Confession Bear

A guy posted a comment I didn't like on one of my posts, so I downvoted everything he ever posted after that.

A guy posted a comment I didn't like on one of my posts, so I downvoted everything he ever posted after that.   Confession Bear

boyfriend enjoys a nightly scalp massage secretly put hair thickening oil on hands first

boyfriend enjoys a nightly scalp massage secretly put hair thickening oil on hands first  Confession Bear

I enjoy listening to Nickelback

 I enjoy listening to Nickelback  Confession Bear

I find Puns To be absolutely hilarious

I find Puns To be absolutely hilarious  Confession Bear

when someone says something that is utterly incorrect sometimes i act like they're right because i don't feel like explaining it

when someone says something that is utterly incorrect sometimes i act like they're right because i don't feel like explaining it  Confession Bear

I don't really care that much for bacon

I don't really care that much  for bacon   Confession Bear

If you drive a motorcycle i automatically think you're a douche

If you drive a motorcycle i automatically think you're a douche  Confession Bear

I think twinkies are actually pretty gross

I think twinkies are actually pretty gross   Confession Bear
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