Confession Bear

I once stole a playboy but felt too guilty to fap

I once stole a playboy but felt too guilty to fap  Confession Bear

I lie to my mother and tell her I have a good time while im out but the truth is all of my friends smoke weed making me feel completely secluded

I lie to my mother and tell her I have a good time while im out  but the truth is all of my friends smoke weed making me feel completely secluded  Confession Bear

My daughter was kidnapped in Europe and sold to an Arab sheik So i hunted down and killed all of her kidnappers

My daughter was kidnapped in Europe and sold to an Arab sheik So i hunted down and killed all of her kidnappers  Confession Bear

boyfriend enjoys a nightly scalp massage secretly put hair thickening oil on hands first

boyfriend enjoys a nightly scalp massage secretly put hair thickening oil on hands first  Confession Bear

When I was 6 I didn't know pushing air out my vagina was 'queefing' And did it all the time in front of my older brothers to make them laugh

When I was 6 I didn't know pushing air out my vagina was 'queefing' And did it all the time in front of my older brothers to make them laugh  Confession Bear

I keep several friends on Facebook just because they're absolutely unhinged. I never say a word because watching their downward spiral makes me appreciate my own life more.

I keep several friends on Facebook just because they're absolutely unhinged. I never say a word because watching their downward spiral makes me appreciate my own life more.  Confession Bear

If you drive a motorcycle i automatically think you're a douche

If you drive a motorcycle i automatically think you're a douche  Confession Bear

I think twinkies are actually pretty gross

I think twinkies are actually pretty gross   Confession Bear

I stop reading religious arguments after someone uses the word "irrefutable" Because people tend to use "irrefutable" in place of a good argument.

I stop reading religious arguments after someone uses the word

I find Puns To be absolutely hilarious

I find Puns To be absolutely hilarious  Confession Bear
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