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Confession Bear

I'm a very good looking guy, funny, and smart I'm 25, a virgin, and I've never been in a relationship.

I'm a very good looking guy, funny, and smart I'm 25, a virgin, and I've never been in a relationship. Confession Bear
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I treat every patient at my oncology clinic with respect and kindness, but sometimes i fantasize about a patient dying and leaving me an inheritance so i don't have to work there anymore.

I treat every patient at my oncology clinic with respect and kindness, but sometimes i fantasize about a patient dying and leaving me an inheritance so i don't have to work there anymore. Confession Bear
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My wife usually cleans after an argument So sometimes I start a fight with her just so she cleans the house

My wife usually cleans after an argument So sometimes I start a fight with her just so she cleans the house Confession Bear
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My girlfriend and I bought an anal trainer set She hasn't got to the biggest size yet, but I have

My girlfriend and I bought an anal trainer set She hasn't got to the biggest size yet, but I have Confession Bear
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When I was 28 years old I slept with my 16 year old neighbor ... on his birthday.

When I was 28 years old I slept with my 16 year old neighbor ... on his birthday. Confession Bear
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I memorized my friend's university password to check his grades Because I don't think highly of his intelligence and I want to see what classes he did well in so i can take them

I memorized my friend's university password to check his grades Because I don't think highly of his intelligence and I want to see what classes he did well in so i can take them Confession Bear
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I don't play video games with my kids Because I don't like to take turns

I don't play video games with my kids Because I don't like to take turns Confession Bear
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i let a fat girl give me a blowjob and a homemade pecan pie before i told her i didn't want to be her boyfriend

i let a fat girl give me a blowjob and a homemade pecan pie before i told her i didn't want to be her boyfriend Confession Bear
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Whenever Vietnam vets tell me they "fought to protect American freedom" I feel bad for them, because either they have been lied to, or have to lie to themselves

Whenever Vietnam vets tell me they
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I KINDA WANTED CISPA TO PASS SO IT WOULD CAUSE THE NATIONWIDE REVOLT THAT THIS COUNTRY SO DESERATELY NEEDS

I KINDA WANTED CISPA TO PASS SO IT WOULD CAUSE THE NATIONWIDE REVOLT THAT THIS COUNTRY SO DESERATELY NEEDS Confession Bear
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