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I make sure my boyfriend spends more money on me then I spend on him So if we ever break up, I feel like I won in the end.

I make sure my boyfriend spends more money on me then I spend on him So if we ever break up, I feel like I won in the end.  Confession Bear

My american friends think we Irish call it Pattys Day They're wrong, it's paddys day.. but they seem so happy

My american friends think we Irish call it Pattys Day They're wrong, it's paddys day.. but they seem so happy  Confession Bear

I PARK MY COMPACT CAR IN REGULAR SPOTS BECAUSE I WANT JERKS WITH GAS-GUZZLING SUVS TO HAVE LESS SPACES TO PARK

I PARK MY COMPACT CAR IN REGULAR SPOTS BECAUSE I WANT JERKS WITH GAS-GUZZLING SUVS TO HAVE LESS SPACES TO PARK  Confession Bear

I liked Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter More than I liked Lincoln.

I liked Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter More than I liked Lincoln.  Confession Bear

I look at r/shitredditsays almost every day because the posts they hate are usually the most funny ones.

I look at r/shitredditsays almost every day because the posts they hate are usually the most funny ones.  Confession Bear

I'm a 20 year old male and I liked The Hunger Games

I'm a 20 year old male and I liked The Hunger Games  Confession Bear

Im a somewhat famous celebrity and I feel more of a connection with Redditors than I do with the people I am surrounded by every day.

Im a somewhat famous celebrity and I feel more of a connection with Redditors than I do with the people I am surrounded by every day.   Confession Bear

My overweight cousin is in love with me. I convinced her to run/workout with me to spend (according to her) "quality time together".

My overweight cousin is in love with me. I convinced her to run/workout with me to spend (according to her)

I'm not actually a confession bear I'm a confession sloth

I'm not actually a confession bear I'm a confession sloth  Confession Bear

Everytime I see anti-smoking commercials I crave a cigarette even more.

Everytime I see anti-smoking commercials I crave a cigarette even more.  Confession Bear
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