Confession Bear

I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ANY OF THE HARRY POTTERS MAYBE THAT'S WHY I DON'T FIND EMMA WATSON THAT HOT

I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ANY OF THE HARRY POTTERS  MAYBE THAT'S WHY I DON'T FIND EMMA WATSON THAT HOT  Confession Bear

used to bitch about the political circlejerk that r/inida was can't believe I miss that now.

used to bitch about the political circlejerk that r/inida was can't believe I miss that now.   Confession Bear

IF YOU POST ON A RECENTLY DECEASED PERSONS FACEBOOK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU MISS THEM OR WISH YOU KNEW THEM MORE, ETC I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE AN IDIOT SEEKING ATTENTION

IF YOU POST ON A RECENTLY DECEASED PERSONS FACEBOOK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU MISS THEM OR WISH YOU KNEW THEM MORE, ETC I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE AN IDIOT SEEKING ATTENTION  Confession Bear

If you can't be bothered to park properly, I can't be bothered to check whether my car door is going to hit yours when I open it.

If you can't be bothered to park properly, I can't be bothered to check whether my car door is going to hit yours when I open it.  Confession Bear

i dont stop people that shoplift from the store i work at because the owner is a greedy prick and dont care if he loses money

i dont stop people that shoplift from the store i work at because the owner is a greedy prick and dont care if he loses money   Confession Bear

I think beatboxing is stupid and the people that do it are retarded

I think beatboxing is stupid and the people that do it are retarded  Confession Bear

I don't check for cars when I cross the street because getting hit by a car sounds just as good as making it across safely

I don't check for cars when I cross the street because getting hit by a car sounds just as good as making it across safely  Confession Bear

I'm not religious but lately I find atheists are starting to sound like crazy religious people and I'm getting really sick of their posts.

I'm not religious but lately I find atheists are starting to sound like crazy religious people and I'm getting really sick of their posts.  Confession Bear

Sometimes when my butthole is itchy I poke it with my finger

Sometimes when my butthole is itchy  I poke it with my finger  Confession Bear

i used to pronounce it "Dead Mow Five"

i used to pronounce it
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