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My boyfriend cheated on me and gave me chlamydia So I blended a habanero pepper and poured it into his flesh light before I left

My boyfriend cheated on me and gave me chlamydia So I blended a habanero pepper and poured it into his flesh light before I left Confession Bear
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When my neighbors decide it's a good idea to play basketball loudly at midnight keeping my whole family up I go outside, wait for them to make a basket, and when they do I clap slowly three times. They can never tell where it came from and it always scare

When my neighbors decide it's a good idea to play basketball loudly at midnight keeping my whole family up I go outside, wait for them to make a basket, and when they do I clap slowly three times. They can never tell where it came from and it always scare Confession Bear
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My wife and I own and run our own business I would fire her in a heartbeat if I could

My wife and I own and run our own business I would fire her in a heartbeat if I could Confession Bear
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Talks of scaling down the IT department I put viruses on a number of of the office computers

Talks of scaling down the IT department I put viruses on a number of of the office computers Confession Bear
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After I began dating a guy my roommate was in love with, she told everyone I had herpes I put nair in her shampoo and watched her silky blonde locks become something out of a horror movie

After I began dating a guy my roommate was in love with, she told everyone I had herpes I put nair in her shampoo and watched her silky blonde locks become something out of a horror movie Confession Bear
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I don't want overly attached boyfriend to become a meme

I don't want overly attached boyfriend to become a meme Confession Bear
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I take my girlfriend with me to get my hair cut because seeing another woman wash my hair leads to crazy, jealous sex.

I take my girlfriend with me to get my hair cut because seeing another woman wash my hair leads to crazy, jealous sex. Confession Bear
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my wife doesn't like to go to new restaurants i buy gift cards to restaurants I want to try and tell her I got them from work.

my wife doesn't like to go to new restaurants i buy gift cards to restaurants I want to try and tell her I got them from work. Confession Bear
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My identical twin got into the college of my dreams and I got into his We switched places and are in our Junior years

My identical twin got into the college of my dreams and I got into his We switched places and are in our Junior years Confession Bear
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I was falsely arrested and jailed for four days so I got elected to local government, put on the hr committee and denied the sherriffs a raise for three years

I was falsely arrested and jailed for four days so I got elected to local government, put on the hr committee and denied the sherriffs a raise for three years Confession Bear
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