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I am a theoretical submolecular high velocity particle research physicist on a federal grant at harvard. but my family doesnt understand big words so i tell them i work at mcdonalds.

I am a theoretical submolecular high velocity particle research physicist on a federal grant at harvard. but my family doesnt understand big words so i tell them i work at mcdonalds.  Confession Bear

I bought Dishonored... and think it's terribly overrated

I bought Dishonored... and think it's terribly overrated  Confession Bear

I find this meme as dull and repetitive as eveyone else but it seems like an effective way to receive karma

I find this meme as dull and repetitive as eveyone else but it seems like an effective way to receive karma  Confession Bear

Sometimes I Drink Expensive Wine Straight From The Bottle

Sometimes I Drink Expensive Wine Straight From The Bottle  Confession Bear

I want to see the Kim & Kanye sex tape.

I want to see the Kim & Kanye sex tape.  Confession Bear

If you smoke in front of your kids, I automatically assume you're on fire. I'll try to douse the fire so your kids aren't in danger.

If you smoke in front of your kids, I automatically
assume you're on fire. I'll try to douse the fire so your kids aren't in danger.  Confession Bear

I just ate the last of my roommates's Nutella And then put the empty jar back on the shelf

I just ate the last of my roommates's Nutella And then put the empty jar back on the shelf  Confession Bear

As an American living in Texas I don't give a flying fuck about the super bowl

As an American living in Texas I don't give a flying fuck about the super bowl  Confession Bear

When the wife and I watch a new series on Netflix I google what is going to happen to make myself look smart

When the wife and I watch a new series on Netflix I google what is going to happen to make myself look smart  Confession Bear

When a girl complains to me about her douche bag boyfriend I always think she's an idiot for staying with him.

When a girl complains to me about her douche bag boyfriend I always think she's an idiot for staying with him.  Confession Bear
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