Confession Bear

If you're morbidly obese, I assume that you have neither self-control nor self-discipline

If you're morbidly obese,  I assume that you have neither self-control nor self-discipline  Confession Bear

I don't give a shit if your bra and panties match I'm just glad to be getting laid

I don't give a shit if your bra and panties match I'm just glad to be getting laid  Confession Bear

My friend's parents gave me $200 as a gift because they think I'm a good influence on him I spent all of it on drugs

My friend's parents gave me $200 as a gift because they think I'm a good influence on him I spent all of it on drugs  Confession Bear

I KIND OF WISH THE BOSTON BOMBERS FLED TO MY TOWN BECAUSE A DAY TRAPPED IN MY HOUSE FOLLOWED BY A NIGHT TIME STREET PARTY SOUNDS REALLY FUN

I KIND OF WISH THE BOSTON BOMBERS FLED TO MY TOWN  BECAUSE A DAY TRAPPED IN MY HOUSE FOLLOWED BY A NIGHT TIME STREET PARTY SOUNDS REALLY FUN  Confession Bear

I remove my pants when it gets to hot... and blame the closest person to me for pulling them down

I remove my pants when it gets to hot... and blame the closest person to me for pulling them down  Confession Bear

I only upvote boobs and butts

I only upvote boobs and butts  Confession Bear

Virtually every time I've masturbated I've swallowed it.

Virtually every time I've masturbated I've swallowed it.  Confession Bear

I've never been to a little five race

I've never been to a little five race  Confession Bear

I introduce my female friends to reddit in hopes they'll post to gonewild

I introduce my female friends to reddit in hopes they'll post to gonewild  Confession Bear

I made a circlejerk confession bear that got way out of hand now I despise anyone who does the same thing

I made a circlejerk confession bear that got way out of hand now I despise anyone who does the same thing  Confession Bear
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