Confession Bear

I Dont like the Beatles

I Dont like the Beatles  Confession Bear

I am a theist that browses r/atheism, because I like to poke fun of Christianity.

I am a theist that browses r/atheism, because I like to poke fun of Christianity.  Confession Bear

When people use "like" in the wrong context I hate them

When people use

When I would masturbate as a teenager I would jizz on the carpet and rub it in with my foot

When I would masturbate as a teenager I would jizz on the carpet and rub it in with my foot  Confession Bear

My first sexual experience Was with a human-being sized stuffed easter rabbit

My first sexual experience Was with a human-being sized stuffed easter rabbit  Confession Bear

I dropped the magnetic stir rod in the inorganic waste bottle And told the Post-Doc that I put it back in his the drawer instead

I dropped the magnetic stir rod in the inorganic waste bottle  And told the Post-Doc that I put it back in his the drawer instead  Confession Bear

One time I wrestled a human for 2 chicken sandwiches and lost I have never showed photos of it to my family.

One time I wrestled a human for 2 chicken sandwiches and lost I have never showed photos of it to my family.   Confession Bear

I like Chipotle More than Lloyd's

I like Chipotle  More than Lloyd's  Confession Bear

I only watch Rachels Interviews because I secretly want in her pants

I only watch Rachels Interviews because I secretly want in her pants  Confession Bear

I'm glad the Patriots lost now the minute by minute, play by play status updates on facebook will end.

I'm glad the Patriots lost now the minute by minute, play by play status updates on facebook will end.  Confession Bear
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