Confession Bear

My coworker is a severe hypchondriac so I convince her she has obscure diseases just to mess with her.

My coworker is a severe hypchondriac so I convince her she has obscure diseases just to mess with her.  Confession Bear

That wasn't my last piece of gum

 That wasn't my last piece of gum  Confession Bear

Sometimes I let my companion kill stuff. So he won't feel badly about himself.

Sometimes I let my companion kill stuff. So he won't feel badly about himself.  Confession Bear

Almost asked a fellow tall adult if he had grown in the past few months

Almost asked a fellow tall adult if he had grown in the past few months  Confession Bear

I don't mind peeing outside Even if I'm not in the woods

I don't mind peeing outside Even if I'm not in the woods  Confession Bear

I only know my girlfriend cheated on me because i went through her phone when she left the room

I only know my girlfriend cheated on me because i went through her phone when she left the room  Confession Bear

My girlfriend slept with another man I haven’t checked her Facebook since.

My girlfriend slept with another man  I haven’t checked her Facebook since.  Confession Bear

I'M A BEAR BEARS CAN'T TALK OH GOD I'M THE WORST MEME BEAR EVER SHIT

I'M A BEAR BEARS CAN'T TALK OH GOD I'M THE WORST MEME BEAR EVER SHIT  Confession Bear

Benedict Cumberbatch is the ugliest man i have ever seen

Benedict Cumberbatch is the ugliest man i have ever seen  Confession Bear

I never downvote a fellow aggie

I never downvote a fellow aggie  Confession Bear
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