Confession Bear

I use "find my iPhone" to see if my wife is still at work when i get home if she is, i get high

I use

I passed up a threesome with 2 of my cousins still regret it to this day

I passed up a threesome with 2 of my cousins still regret it to this day  Confession Bear

I type "Congrats!" because i can't spell the whole word without looking it up.

I type

If you complain about getting downvoted i will downvote you.

If you complain about getting downvoted i will downvote you.  Confession Bear

When browsing /r/gonewild/ albums I flick to the last pic to see if there's a money shot before looking at the others

When browsing /r/gonewild/ albums I flick to the last pic to see if there's a money shot before looking at the others  Confession Bear

When someone says, "Heaven received another angel." I secretly want to correct them on what an angel actually is.

When someone says,

I use my business cards to floss my teeth after lunch

I use my business cards to floss my teeth after lunch  Confession Bear

I got one of my black friends names confused with another black guy I knew So I pretended like I made a new nickname for him because they look the same to me.

I got one of my black friends names confused with another black guy I knew So I pretended like I made a new nickname for him because they look the same to me.  Confession Bear

I've been with my gf for 5 years Every time we fuck, I close my eyes and picture her younger sister

I've been with my gf for 5 years Every time we fuck, I close my eyes and picture her younger sister  Confession Bear

I really take for granted My country's awesome healthcare

I really take for granted My country's awesome healthcare  Confession Bear
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