Confession Bear

I lie to get upvotes oh, and I've killed three people

I lie to get upvotes oh, and I've killed three people  Confession Bear

I enjoy using reddit But never in a million years would I meet up at a Reddit gathering with you assholes

I enjoy using reddit But never in a million years would I meet up at a Reddit gathering with you assholes  Confession Bear

I don't really like bacon

I don't really like bacon  Confession Bear

If you use the word crush I will downvote you

If you use the word crush I will downvote you  Confession Bear

I didn't text you back because I don't want to get my hopes up that my crush responded

I didn't text you back because I don't want to get my hopes up that my crush responded  Confession Bear

I find it hard to have sympathy for fat people

I find it hard to have sympathy for fat people  Confession Bear

I browse r/new just to downvote cat photos

I browse r/new just to downvote cat photos  Confession Bear

My wife thinks Im an involved parent because I volunteer a lot at my daughter's school Im actually having an affair with her teacher

My wife thinks Im an involved parent because I volunteer a lot at my daughter's school Im actually having an affair with her teacher  Confession Bear

I like cats and bacon

I like cats and bacon  Confession Bear

I kinda want North Korea to launch a missile Just to see how badly they fail

I kinda want North Korea to launch a missile Just to see how badly they fail  Confession Bear
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