Confession Bear

Told my mom, "I bought wine to drink responsibly and have a glass or two before bed." She was proud. I don't think she knows how much wine comes in a box.

Told my mom,

i think hiv positive people should only be allowed to have sex with other hiv positive people

i think hiv positive people  should only be allowed to have sex with other hiv positive people  Confession Bear

I'm 30 years old and had popcorn and beer for dinner

I'm 30 years old  and had popcorn and beer for dinner  Confession Bear

I made my mom watch the South Park episode "Bloody Mary" to get her to admit she uses Christianity as a crutch to get shit faced I just wanted to see the look in her eyes as she conceded defeat, I don't want to be a part in her life

I made my mom watch the South Park episode

I think the Notebook was a good movie. The love story made me cry.

I think the Notebook was a good movie. The love story made me cry.  Confession Bear

I sometimes secretly suspect that lesbians are faking it

I sometimes secretly suspect  that lesbians are faking it  Confession Bear

The only reason I made a Reddit account Is so my friends would stop calling me a lurker

The only reason I made a Reddit account  Is so my friends would stop calling me a lurker  Confession Bear

I upvote reposts so new redditors can see them

I upvote reposts so new redditors can see them  Confession Bear

I enjoy using reddit But never in a million years would I meet up at a Reddit gathering with you assholes

I enjoy using reddit But never in a million years would I meet up at a Reddit gathering with you assholes  Confession Bear

I lie to get upvotes oh, and I've killed three people

I lie to get upvotes oh, and I've killed three people  Confession Bear
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