Confession Bear

I have no Idea how many kids I have

 I have no Idea how many kids I have  Confession Bear

I have girlfriend which i love, but I'm still in love with a girl that broke my heart 2 times.

I have girlfriend which i love, but I'm still in love with a girl that broke my heart 2 times.  Confession Bear

I still don't know what CISPA is But I'm fucking glad the senate downvoted that bitch!

I still don't know what CISPA is But I'm fucking glad the senate downvoted that bitch!  Confession Bear

Sees unsecured wireless connection Changes name to "I Whip My Hair Back And 4th"

Sees unsecured wireless connection Changes name to

I love to eat pussy, but I rarely do it anymore Because my gf thinks its her duty to reciprocate and she's awful at it.

I love to eat pussy, but I rarely do it anymore Because my gf thinks its her duty to reciprocate and she's awful at it.   Confession Bear

The reason why I friend zone guys is because I do not want to have sex with them

The reason why I friend zone guys  is because I do not want to have sex with them  Confession Bear

I was going to make up a fake story that sounded shocking - for karma But I got really lazy

I was going to make up a fake story that sounded shocking - for karma But I got really lazy  Confession Bear

When I talk to people with a lazy eye I always try to figure out which eye they are looking out of

When I talk to people with a lazy eye I always try to figure out which eye they are looking out of  Confession Bear

In 5th grade I snuck into my classroom on a Saturday I poured orange juice in everyone's gym shoes

In 5th grade I snuck into my classroom on a Saturday I poured orange juice in everyone's gym shoes  Confession Bear

Sometimes I invite my boyfriend places Just so I can use the carpool lane

Sometimes I invite my boyfriend places Just so I can use the carpool lane  Confession Bear
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