Confession Bear

Whenever my post/comment gets a lot of upvotes I stare at it for minutes, thinking how awesome I am

Whenever my post/comment gets a lot of upvotes I stare at it for minutes, thinking how awesome I am  Confession Bear

Just De-friended everyone on Facebook who said, "I hope Lil Wayne gets well soon."

Just De-friended everyone on Facebook who said,

I was caught jerking off by a fellow classmate. He proceeded to tell everyone in the school but, no one believed him. Everyone called him a lying asshole because I was the innocent, overachieving, Catholic, Asian kid.

I was caught jerking off by a fellow classmate. He proceeded to tell everyone in the school but, no one believed him. Everyone called him a lying asshole because I was the innocent, overachieving, Catholic, Asian kid.  Confession Bear

i really enjoy the smell of a skunk

i really enjoy the smell of a skunk  Confession Bear

i let my eyes go blurry so i dont have to read while searching for blue links

i let my eyes go blurry so i dont have to read while searching for blue links  Confession Bear

I enjoy house parties more than clubbing

I enjoy house parties more than clubbing  Confession Bear

Wife lost 30 pounds I know she's throwing everything she eats up. I don't say anything because she looks great now.

Wife lost 30 pounds I know she's throwing everything she eats up. I don't say anything because she looks great now.  Confession Bear

When I'm with someone who smokes I'll say that I am allergic to cigarette smoke so they must put out the cigarette

When I'm with someone who smokes I'll say that I am allergic to cigarette smoke so they must put out the cigarette  Confession Bear

my house mate is such a bitch lately so whenever she's not around I make an effort to leave skid marks in her toilet

my house mate is such a bitch lately so whenever she's not around I make an effort to leave skid marks in her toilet  Confession Bear

I can't understand r/science articles I just upvote based on how cool the title sounds

I can't understand r/science articles I just upvote based on how cool the title sounds  Confession Bear
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