Confession Bear

I look forward to giving people bad news because their reaction amuses me

I look forward to giving people bad news because their reaction amuses me  Confession Bear

I don't post on Reddit. Because I'm to worried about making a grammatical error.

I don't post on Reddit. Because I'm to worried about making a grammatical error.  Confession Bear

I delete heavily downvoted submissions because I don't want to be reminded of my horrible ideas

I delete heavily downvoted submissions because I don't want to be reminded of my horrible ideas  Confession Bear

I actually like The Star Wars I, II, III, and Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skulls.

I actually like The Star Wars I, II, III, and Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skulls.  Confession Bear

I'm more sad that Mindy McCready killed her dog than I am that she killed herself.

I'm more sad that Mindy McCready killed her dog than I am that she killed herself.  Confession Bear

The only reason I run the turkey trot is to look at hot chicks' asses

The only reason I run the turkey trot is to look at hot chicks' asses  Confession Bear

When a hot woman gets off the elevator I stand where she was so I can keep smelling her

When a hot woman gets off the elevator I stand where she was so I can keep smelling her  Confession Bear

I enjoy farting in crowded public places then watching reactions and people blame each other

I enjoy farting in crowded public places then watching reactions and people blame each other  Confession Bear

I love Reddit But hate Redditors

I love Reddit  But hate Redditors  Confession Bear

I gave my husband a plate of chicken So I could have the leftover pizza all to myself

I gave my husband a plate of chicken So I could have the leftover pizza all to myself  Confession Bear
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