Confession Bear

I'm 28 I've wanted jury duty for 10 years

I'm 28 I've wanted jury duty for 10 years  Confession Bear

I cant take anything HArold and Kumar are in seriously after the harlod & Kumar movies and i still call them harold and kumar

I cant take anything HArold and Kumar are in seriously after the harlod & Kumar movies and i still call them harold and kumar  Confession Bear

I want to teach evolution in the bible belt just to piss red necks off

I want to teach evolution in the bible belt just to piss red necks off  Confession Bear

I don't let people with tinted windows merge in traffic because I can't see if they give a thank you wave

I don't let people with tinted windows merge in traffic because I can't see if they give a thank you wave  Confession Bear

I found out my son started smoking weed So I took his phone and gave his dealer's number and name to the police

I found out my son started smoking weed So I took his phone and gave his dealer's number and name to the police  Confession Bear

I dropped a glass on a club dancefloor I got someone else kicked out for it because they were hitting on a girl I liked

I dropped a glass on a club dancefloor I got someone else kicked out for it because they were hitting on a girl I liked  Confession Bear

sopa & nra are the names of my testicles

sopa & nra are the names of my testicles  Confession Bear

I had an abortion 6 years ago I've wanted to kill myself ever since.

I had an abortion 6 years ago I've wanted to kill myself ever since.  Confession Bear

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THe only time I browse r/new is after I submit a post

THe only time I browse r/new is after I submit a post  Confession Bear
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