Confession Bear

Every time I post something that gets downvoted I delete it out of shame

Every time I post something that gets downvoted I delete it out of shame   Confession Bear

Whenever my girlfriend is crying and I'm comforting her i get a thunderous erection

Whenever my girlfriend is crying and I'm comforting her i get a thunderous erection  Confession Bear

I take off my Jawbone Up before I masturbate because I don't want to cheat on my steps taken for the day

I take off my Jawbone Up before I masturbate because I don't want to cheat on my steps taken for the day  Confession Bear

everytime i lose sight of my baby i assume a dingo ate him

everytime i lose sight of my baby  i assume a dingo ate him  Confession Bear

I don't totally hate Michael Kay

I don't totally hate Michael Kay  Confession Bear

I DONT CARE IF WE PLAY DIRTY TO WIN GAMES

 I DONT CARE IF WE PLAY DIRTY TO WIN GAMES  Confession Bear

I know the Porsche panemara is ugly But I still like it

I know the Porsche panemara is ugly But I still like it  Confession Bear

I only made this to ruin that guy who was happy that there were no confession bears on the front page's day

I only made this to ruin that guy who was happy that there were no confession bears on the front page's day  Confession Bear

I prefer not to orgasm I don't like the way my body starts to spasm

I prefer not to orgasm I don't like the way my body starts to spasm   Confession Bear

I Think elf is a bad Christmas movie

I Think elf is a bad Christmas movie   Confession Bear
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