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My mother is constantly questioning the disapperance of the Philadelphia I use it as a lubricant for chronically masturbating.

My mother is constantly questioning the disapperance of the Philadelphia I use it as a lubricant for chronically masturbating. Confession Bear
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I'm a socially awkward penguin in real life

I'm a socially awkward penguin in real life Confession Bear
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i downvote people i know So they don't get more karma than me.

i downvote people i know So they don't get more karma than me. Confession Bear
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i like to drink my own piss

i like to drink my own piss Confession Bear
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I never preheat the oven

I never preheat the oven Confession Bear
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I downvote people when they call people out for downvoting them

I downvote people when they call people out for downvoting them Confession Bear
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Whenever I see someone with a flip phone I immediately assume they are poor

Whenever I see someone with a flip phone I immediately assume they are poor Confession Bear
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AS THE HIRING MANAGER WHEN i SEE AN APPLICATION WHERE THE PERSON WENT TO A CHRISTIAN COLLEGE I ASSUME THEY ARE UNINTELLIGENT AND CLOSED MINDED. THEREFORE I DO NOT HIRE THEM...

AS THE HIRING MANAGER WHEN i SEE AN APPLICATION WHERE THE PERSON WENT TO A CHRISTIAN COLLEGE I ASSUME THEY ARE UNINTELLIGENT AND CLOSED MINDED. THEREFORE I DO NOT HIRE THEM... Confession Bear
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I really enjoy making sandwiches for my boyfriend

I really enjoy making sandwiches for my boyfriend Confession Bear
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I have no sympathy for people who complain about being in college they signed up for it, one day they will get paid for it and they knew what they were getting into

I have no sympathy for people who complain about being in college they signed up for it, one day they will get paid for it and they knew what they were getting into Confession Bear
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