Confession Bear

Sometimes I have to wipe more than usual to get clean And I have to itch my ass more than I would have if I didn't wipe well enough

Sometimes I have to wipe more than usual to get clean And I have to itch my ass more than I would have if I didn't wipe well enough  Confession Bear

I thought Abraham Lincoln was black Until I was in middle school

I thought Abraham Lincoln was black Until I was in middle school  Confession Bear

If you use a fleshlight I automatically think you are very creepy and weird

If you use a fleshlight I automatically think you are very creepy and weird  Confession Bear

I upvoted a repost because I was high and forgot about the original

I upvoted a repost because I was high and forgot about the original  Confession Bear

I like sugary coffee flavored drinks More than regular coffee.

I like sugary coffee flavored drinks More than regular coffee.   Confession Bear

I don't find emma watson as hot as everyone says

I don't find emma watson as hot as everyone says  Confession Bear

After seeing that shaved bear. Even this bear looks hideous to me.

After seeing that shaved bear. Even this bear looks hideous to me.  Confession Bear

I just went to the bathroom at work and realized I left a poop nugget on the floor... When my assistant found it.

I just went to the bathroom at work and realized I left a poop nugget on the floor... When my assistant found it.  Confession Bear

I'm Osama bin Laden And I really hate my house in Pakistan

I'm Osama bin Laden And I really hate my house in Pakistan  Confession Bear

i learned most of the linguistic terms i use from /r/conlangs

i learned most of the linguistic terms i use from /r/conlangs  Confession Bear
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