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Sometimes I wish we could get rid of most safety warnings So darwin's law would take place and idiots would be gone

Sometimes I wish we could get rid of most safety warnings So darwin's law would take place and idiots would be gone Confession Bear
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My brother is an alcoholic and always drives drunk So i called the police one night and told them where he was going. He was arrested and charged with a D.U.I

My brother is an alcoholic and always drives drunk So i called the police one night and told them where he was going. He was arrested and charged with a D.U.I Confession Bear
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My friends think I'm a pussy because I don't drink a lot. I'm trying to avoid the abusive alcoholism that runs in my family.

My friends think I'm a pussy because I don't drink a lot. I'm trying to avoid the abusive alcoholism that runs in my family. Confession Bear
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I'm proud I'm adopted because my siblings are fucking retarded and I'd hate to share their gene pool.

I'm proud I'm adopted because my siblings are fucking retarded and I'd hate to share their gene pool. Confession Bear
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Every time I see a white woman with a black child I assume she is a single mom

Every time I see a white woman with a black child I assume she is a single mom Confession Bear
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WHEN I FEEL DEPRESSED I GO TO WAL-MART IN A SUIT AND TIE TO MAKE CASUAL SHOPPERS THINK I AM IMPORTANT

WHEN I FEEL DEPRESSED I GO TO WAL-MART IN A SUIT AND TIE TO MAKE CASUAL SHOPPERS THINK I AM IMPORTANT Confession Bear
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i hate when redditors openly welcome war with north korea because I am in the army and have no wish to become separated from my family to endure yet another war

i hate when redditors openly welcome war with north korea because I am in the army and have no wish to become separated from my family to endure yet another war Confession Bear
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When I tell my kids I don't have a favorite one I'm lying

When I tell my kids I don't have a favorite one I'm lying Confession Bear
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I deliberately schedule exams and papers during rush and Greek week Because I think college should be about education

I deliberately schedule exams and papers during rush and Greek week Because I think college should be about education Confession Bear
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I put crushed dog treats in my pockets and shoes So a girls dogs will climb all over me and she thinks I must be a good guy

I put crushed dog treats in my pockets and shoes So a girls dogs will climb all over me and she thinks I must be a good guy Confession Bear
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