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I only do squats because when I bend down to wipe tables my ass looks awesome and guys tip me better

I only do squats because when I bend down to wipe tables my ass looks awesome and guys tip me better Confession Bear
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I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do.

I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do. Confession Bear
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I ran Over The Neighbor's Cat And Later Helped Them Put Up "Missing" Posters

I ran Over The Neighbor's Cat And Later Helped Them Put Up
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I had to break up with the love of my life after 3 beautiful years of dating So her parents would not disown her for marrying a black man

I had to break up with the love of my life after 3 beautiful years of dating So her parents would not disown her for marrying a black man Confession Bear
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I fart near my students then allow them to blame each other

I fart near my students then allow them to blame each other Confession Bear
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When I was 12 I put 3 baby alligators in the man made lake behind my school They are now fully grown and no one is allowed to swim or camp there anymore

When I was 12 I put 3 baby alligators in the man made lake behind my school They are now fully grown and no one is allowed to swim or camp there anymore Confession Bear
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I browse reddit so much at work i get bored and do my job as a break

I browse reddit so much at work i get bored and do my job as a break Confession Bear
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My asshole boss ate a whole bag of Beggin' Strips dog treats thinking they were bacon snacks and I didn't say a word because I was tired of his shit

My asshole boss ate a whole bag of Beggin' Strips dog treats thinking they were bacon snacks and I didn't say a word because I was tired of his shit Confession Bear
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i'm an atheist, but my family are muslim so i pretend to be muslim to be able to live

i'm an atheist, but my family are muslim so i pretend to be muslim to be able to live Confession Bear
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I have no sympathy for people who complain about being in the army they signed up for it, they are getting paid for it, they knew what they were getting into

I have no sympathy for people who complain about being in the army they signed up for it, they are getting paid for it, they knew what they were getting into Confession Bear
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