Confession Bear

I frequently unplug the refrigerator in the break room.

 I frequently unplug the refrigerator in the break room.  Confession Bear

I only wash my hands when there's someone else there

I only wash my hands when there's someone else there  Confession Bear

I downvote girls on gonewild who have made the front page because I'm jealous that they're getting more attention than me

I downvote girls on gonewild who have made the front page because I'm jealous that they're getting more attention than me  Confession Bear

Thanks to my dad's constant torment I'm convinced taking my own life will improves everyone else's lives

Thanks to my dad's constant torment I'm convinced taking my own life will improves everyone else's lives  Confession Bear

I don't have a hard time headbanging while listening to meshuggah

I don't have a hard time headbanging while listening to meshuggah  Confession Bear

I just wiped my ass with a coffee filter.

I just wiped my ass with a coffee filter.  Confession Bear

I comfort people who are crying only because I like the feeling of someone else's tears for once.

I comfort people who are crying only because I like the feeling of someone else's tears for once.  Confession Bear

I hope all the people that requested refunds for Simcity 5 will not be allowed to activate the game in the future

I hope all the people that requested refunds for Simcity 5 will not be allowed to activate the game in the future  Confession Bear

I think Five Finger Death Punch are actually kinda good

I think Five Finger Death Punch are actually kinda good  Confession Bear

A girl told me she didn't "believe in abortions" I instantly knew that I could never get involved with her

A girl told me she didn't
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