Confession Bear

If you put your kid in a child beauty pageant I immediately assume you're a terrible parent

If you put your kid in a child beauty pageant I immediately assume you're a terrible parent  Confession Bear

I'm texting a guy I like, telling him I'm at a fun party But I'm home on reddit, drinking alone

I'm texting a guy I like, telling him I'm at a fun party But I'm home on reddit, drinking alone  Confession Bear

I am 6' 4'' and peeing in the sink is easier. I haven't peed in a toilet in over 5 years, even in other people homes.

I am 6' 4'' and peeing in the sink is easier.  I haven't peed in a toilet in over 5 years, even in other people homes.  Confession Bear

If anyone ever tells me they're religious I automatically assume I'm smarter than them.

If anyone ever tells me they're religious I automatically assume I'm smarter than them.  Confession Bear

Nobody knows I run an online sex shop. I just processed an order for my mother-in-law.

Nobody knows I run an online sex shop. I just processed an order for my mother-in-law.  Confession Bear

When I watch shows like Scrubs or Psych I get jealous of the friendship between characters

When I watch shows like Scrubs or Psych I get jealous of the friendship between characters   Confession Bear

I have a normal size penis and i never had sex with your mom.

I have a normal size penis and i never had sex with your mom.  Confession Bear

My wife thinks I've been using her Zumba DVDs to get in shape I really just like masturbating to the women in the videos

My wife thinks I've been using her Zumba DVDs to get in shape I really just like masturbating to the women in the videos  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I HATE BEING A CHRISTIAN BECAUSE ALL THE CRAZY BIBLE THUMPERS RUIN IT FOR US CHRISTIANS WHO SIMPLY HAVE A SET OF BELIEFS AND DON'T GO AROUND PREACHING AND ARGUING WITH SCIENCE

SOMETIMES I HATE BEING A CHRISTIAN BECAUSE ALL THE CRAZY BIBLE THUMPERS RUIN IT FOR US CHRISTIANS WHO SIMPLY HAVE A SET OF BELIEFS AND DON'T GO AROUND PREACHING AND ARGUING WITH SCIENCE  Confession Bear

I THOUGHT NICHOLAS CAGE DID WELL IN THE NATIONAL TREASURE SERIES

I THOUGHT NICHOLAS CAGE DID WELL IN THE NATIONAL TREASURE SERIES  Confession Bear
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