Confession Bear

Sometimes when I'm lazy and take the bus instead of walking I fake a limp so people don't judge me

Sometimes when I'm lazy and take the bus instead of walking I fake a limp so people don't judge me  Confession Bear

Whenever I see coworkers using the elevator to go up or down one floor I secretly judge them as being lazy

Whenever I see coworkers using the elevator to go up or down one floor I secretly judge them as being lazy  Confession Bear

I haven't watched Arrested Development

I haven't watched Arrested Development  Confession Bear

I got pregnant just so I could make a fortune as a webcam model. I immediately gave the baby up for adoption after.

I got pregnant just so I could make a fortune as a webcam model. I immediately gave the baby up for adoption after.  Confession Bear

I don't ever go to meetups posted on /r/charlotte facebook group. Because everyone will get upset when they see the bear on the front page again. They will think it is the same png when I say they also have no self respect.

I don't ever go to meetups posted on /r/charlotte facebook group. Because everyone will get upset when they see the bear on the front page again. They will think it is the same png when I say they also have no self respect.  Confession Bear

Whenever someone posts a popular opinion with confession bear I want to kill them

Whenever someone posts a popular opinion with confession bear I want to kill them  Confession Bear

I own Super Mario Bros and Masters of the Universe on DVD And they are two of my favorite movies

I own Super Mario Bros and Masters of the Universe on DVD And they are two of my favorite movies  Confession Bear

I'm glad the tornado hit Moore, Oklahoma my deadbeat father lived there

I'm glad the tornado hit Moore, Oklahoma my deadbeat father lived there  Confession Bear

I have a small penis

 I have a small penis  Confession Bear

I'm old school and appreciate all music Yet I feel that all new hip hop music is garbage and brings the movement down

I'm old school and appreciate all music Yet I feel that all new hip hop music is garbage and brings the movement down  Confession Bear
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