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Confession Bear

I've masturbated in all my friends/family members houses But I can only poop in my house

I've masturbated in all my friends/family members houses But I can only poop in my house Confession Bear
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I try to fart ...and shit my pants sometimes.

I try to fart ...and shit my pants sometimes. Confession Bear
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My phone doesn't correct to swearwords so I automatically assume all AutoCorrect 'accidents' are lies

My phone doesn't correct to swearwords so I automatically assume all AutoCorrect 'accidents' are lies Confession Bear
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When a female redditor makes a sexual comment I instantly check for gonewild posts by her

When a female redditor makes a sexual comment I instantly check for gonewild posts by her Confession Bear
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If you drive a BMW I automatically assume your a douchebag.

If you drive a BMW I automatically assume your a douchebag. Confession Bear
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when i lose weight I celebrate with ice cream

when i lose weight I celebrate with ice cream Confession Bear
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If you're waiting behind me to take my parking spot I'll just sit there and only pull out after you leave

If you're waiting behind me to take my parking spot I'll just sit there and only pull out after you leave Confession Bear
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I miss all of the confession bears lately because i see i'm not the only one with an imperfect life

I miss all of the confession bears lately because i see i'm not the only one with an imperfect life Confession Bear
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I tell my girlfriend i'm going for a shower so I can get away with taking a dump

I tell my girlfriend i'm going for a shower so I can get away with taking a dump Confession Bear
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WHENEVER KIDS RUN IN MY DIRECTION I IMAGINE HOW FAR I COULD MAKE THEM FLY IF I KICKED THEM

WHENEVER KIDS RUN IN MY DIRECTION I IMAGINE HOW FAR I COULD MAKE THEM FLY IF I KICKED THEM Confession Bear
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