Confession Bear

I relapsed last week and my girlfriend keeps saying how proud she is

I relapsed last week and my girlfriend keeps saying how proud she is  Confession Bear

I farted in a pair of pants I was trying on in the fitting room I put it back on the rack.

I farted in a pair of pants I was trying on in the fitting room I put it back on the rack.   Confession Bear

I changed my birthday a couple hours before midnight because I didn't want my phone to be blowing up with notifications all day

I changed my birthday a couple hours before midnight because I didn't want my phone to be blowing up with notifications all day  Confession Bear

I sometimes clip my nails in public places

 I sometimes clip my nails in public places  Confession Bear

I KNOW MUFFIN MAN

I KNOW MUFFIN MAN  Confession Bear

I don't have any issue with Internet Explorer and i think the people who hate it are just following a trend.

I don't have any issue with Internet Explorer and i think the people who hate it are just following a trend.  Confession Bear

All I wanted was a pepsi

 All I wanted was a pepsi  Confession Bear

When I watch the disaster in Oklahoma I have less pity for them because they all seem barely literate.

When I watch the disaster in Oklahoma  I have less pity for them because they all seem barely literate.  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I WISH A NATURAL DISASTER WOULD DESTORY EVERYTHING I OWN SO I'LL BE FORCED TO START MY LIFE OVER, FREE OF POSSESSIONS

SOMETIMES I WISH A NATURAL DISASTER WOULD DESTORY EVERYTHING I OWN SO I'LL BE FORCED TO START MY LIFE OVER, FREE OF POSSESSIONS  Confession Bear

I hope my pets pass away before I move out just because I don't want to get that phone call.

I hope my pets pass away before I move out just because I don't want to get that phone call.  Confession Bear
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