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I like my own Instagram post When it has ten likes just so it changes into a number

I like my own Instagram post  When it has ten likes just so it changes into a number  Confession Bear

Whenever I get a water cup with my burrito from Chipotle I don't fill it up with water

Whenever I get a water cup with my burrito from Chipotle I don't fill it up with water  Confession Bear

I take a empty bag with me to work so that coworkers think I work from home

I take a empty bag with me to work so that coworkers think I work from home  Confession Bear

wHeN I seE a gIRl wItH a laRGe tAttoo I AsSumE shE SlePT wIth ThE ArTiST

wHeN I seE a gIRl wItH a laRGe tAttoo I AsSumE shE SlePT wIth ThE ArTiST   Confession Bear

I know nothing about cars When I'm at the mechanic, I act like my negligent girlfriend made me bring her car in.

I know nothing about cars  When I'm at the mechanic, I act like my negligent girlfriend made me bring her car in.  Confession Bear

I've become much more sexually confidence because of my fleshlight

I've become much more sexually confidence because of my fleshlight  Confession Bear

I write douchey comments on reddit that don't sound like me so I can get Karma

I write douchey comments on reddit that don't sound like me so I can get Karma  Confession Bear

Every time i build a bear I think of choking a girl while having sex with her

Every time i build a bear I think of choking a girl while having sex with her  Confession Bear

First I upvote So it's like I downvoted twice

First I upvote So it's like I downvoted twice  Confession Bear

I HATE THIS MEME

I HATE THIS MEME  Confession Bear
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