Confession Bear

I convinced my family, and eventually myself that I had a knee injury Just so I could get painkillers

I convinced my family, and eventually myself that I had a knee injury Just so I could get painkillers  Confession Bear

Whenever I fart and its smell is noticeable I inhale rapidly to act as a human ventilation system

Whenever I fart and its smell is noticeable I inhale rapidly to act as a human ventilation system  Confession Bear

The internet is the only place I feel like I can tell the truth

The internet is the only place I feel like I can tell the truth  Confession Bear

The more stupid people I deal with The more I think eugenics doesn't sound so bad

The more stupid people I deal with The more I think eugenics doesn't sound so bad  Confession Bear

If I was pregnant with a mentally challenged baby I'd be really surprised, because I'm a dude

If I was pregnant with a mentally challenged baby I'd be really surprised, because I'm a dude  Confession Bear

I don't eat at subway Because I don't like it my way

I don't eat at subway Because I don't like it my way  Confession Bear

When my cat ran away I didnt really care She probably went to someone who will appreciate her more

When my cat ran away I didnt really care She probably went to someone who will appreciate her more  Confession Bear

When I was a kid i used to fake nightmares to sleep with my parents, just to stay up and watch the uncensored girls gone wild on their old cable box

When I was a kid i used to fake nightmares to sleep with my parents, just to stay up and watch the uncensored girls gone wild on their old cable box   Confession Bear

Seeing all these pictures of weird feet Make me feel good about my normal toes.

Seeing all these pictures of weird feet Make me feel good about my normal toes.  Confession Bear

I have a Reddit account, but I never contribute to Reddit and only click on imgur links

I have a Reddit account, but I never contribute to Reddit and only click on imgur links  Confession Bear
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