Confession Bear

When Someone says, "first post" I automatically think you are a liar.

When Someone says,

Failed every test in Art History. Teacher got fired and I got a B in the class. So did a girl who should've got an A.

Failed every test in Art History. Teacher got fired and I got a B in the class. So did a girl who should've got an A.  Confession Bear

Before we got married I used to beat my wife all the time

Before we got married I used to beat my wife all the time  Confession Bear

if someone tries to tell me something that i just heard them tell someone else i say, "yeah, i remember you telling me about that" to cut them off so I don't have to listen to their whole story again

if someone tries to tell me something that i just heard them tell someone else i say,

I upvoted for the asscrack

I upvoted for the asscrack  Confession Bear

I could only like good guy greg if he never, ever, smoked around me.

I could only like 
good guy greg
 if he never, ever, smoked around me.  Confession Bear

I FIND LENA DUNHAM ATTRACTIVE BUT ONLY WHEN SHE'S CLOTHED

I FIND LENA DUNHAM ATTRACTIVE BUT ONLY WHEN SHE'S CLOTHED  Confession Bear

Whenever I see someone walking kinda funny I assume they got fucked in the ass recently

Whenever I see someone walking kinda funny I assume they got fucked in the ass recently  Confession Bear

I still don't know What Cake Day is

I still don't know What Cake Day is  Confession Bear

I TURN ON THE "READ" OPTION IN MESSAGES SO PEOPLE KNOW I READ THEIR TEXT BUT DON'T WANT TO TALK TO THEM

I TURN ON THE
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