Confession Bear

When I was young I unsuccessfully tried to fuck a nerf football

When I was young I unsuccessfully tried to fuck a nerf football  Confession Bear

Im pregnant and when my SO and I fight I get disgusted by the part of him that's growing inside of me.

Im pregnant and when my SO and I fight I get disgusted by the part of him that's growing inside of me.  Confession Bear

I sometimes upvote shitty content only to get it off my frontpage

I sometimes upvote shitty content only to get it off my frontpage  Confession Bear

I'm ambivalent towards white guys fucking black women Black guys fucking white chicks gives me instant jell-o dick

I'm ambivalent towards white guys fucking black women Black guys fucking white chicks gives me instant jell-o dick  Confession Bear

I dislike short haircuts for women so I feel more sorry for the ladies who donated hair than the cancer patients they raised money for.

I dislike short haircuts for women so I feel more sorry for the ladies who donated hair than the cancer patients they raised money for.   Confession Bear

I'm afraid to be proud of any of my accomplishments simply because I'm white, straight, male, and educated.

I'm afraid to be proud of any of my accomplishments
 simply because I'm white, straight, male, and educated.  Confession Bear

I hate seeing atheists persecuted in other countries but I'm kind of happy when religious people are targeted.

I hate seeing atheists persecuted in other countries but I'm kind of happy when religious people are targeted.   Confession Bear

I never considered my sexuality But I think my new coworker is kind of cute for a dude, and I'm entertaining the idea..

I never considered my sexuality But I think my new coworker is kind of cute for a dude, and I'm entertaining the idea..  Confession Bear

I stop talking to my friends if they have children

I stop talking to my friends if they have children  Confession Bear

Some campers thought they could fool me by "playing dead" So I dug a hole and buried them

Some campers thought they could fool me by
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