Confession Bear

I have a degree in mechanical engineering I still can't figure out the self-checkout

I have a degree in mechanical engineering I still can't figure out the self-checkout  Confession Bear

IF SOMEONE SAYS "THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN SEX" I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THEY ARE VIRGINS

IF SOMEONE SAYS

ATE VEGAN COOKIES LIKE LITTLE BITCH

ATE VEGAN COOKIES LIKE LITTLE BITCH  Confession Bear

I like offensive humor

I like offensive humor  Confession Bear

People think I'm an ass when I make fun of fat people I think it's completely okay because I used to be fat myself

People think I'm an ass when I make fun of fat people I think it's completely okay because I used to be fat myself  Confession Bear

Whenever I see bad things happen to fat people, I find it more funny than if it happened to a skinny person.

Whenever I see bad things happen to fat people, I find it more funny than if it happened to a skinny person.  Confession Bear

When someone refers to a person they don't like as "retarded" I automatically think less of them

When someone refers to a person they don't like as

I think game publishers who implement draconian DRM deserve to have their shit pirated

I think game publishers who implement draconian DRM deserve to have their shit pirated  Confession Bear

If you lace your response to an ignorant or misguided post with much profanity, I consider your response no more or less ignorant than the original.

If you lace your response to an ignorant or misguided post with much profanity, I consider your response no more or less ignorant than the original.  Confession Bear

I have permanent white bumps that look like pimples on my penis

I have permanent white bumps that look like pimples on my penis  Confession Bear
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