Confession Bear

I really don't care for Jennifer Lawrence

I really don't care for Jennifer Lawrence  Confession Bear

i would rather smell your poop than your air freshener.

i would rather smell your poop than your air freshener.  Confession Bear

I wish i was a girl but i don't have the courage to do anything about it

I wish i was a girl but i don't have the courage to do anything about it  Confession Bear

Sometimes when i get trail mix I only eat the m&ms and cashews

Sometimes when i get trail mix I only eat the m&ms and cashews  Confession Bear

When I see a guy with hair gel at the gym I automatically think of them as a douchebag

When I see a guy with hair gel at the gym I automatically think of them as a douchebag  Confession Bear

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DRUG PROBLEMS OR DEAD RELATIVES AND I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU KARMA WHORING THEM

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DRUG PROBLEMS OR DEAD RELATIVES AND I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU KARMA WHORING THEM  Confession Bear

if you use the word 'cheers' to close conversations I automatically think you're an idiot douche

if you use the word 'cheers' to close conversations I automatically think you're an idiot douche  Confession Bear

I had a threesome once i felt dirty afterwards

I had a threesome once i felt dirty afterwards  Confession Bear

IF YOU TAILGATE ME AT NIGHT I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU ARE TRYING TO RUN ME OFF THE ROAD AND KILL ME

IF YOU TAILGATE ME AT NIGHT I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU ARE TRYING TO RUN ME OFF THE ROAD AND KILL ME  Confession Bear

Drugs in Lance Armstrong remind me of the goo in Stretch Armstrong

Drugs in Lance Armstrong remind me of the goo in
 Stretch Armstrong  Confession Bear
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