Confession Bear

When somebody tells me they are a Christian I immediately question their intelligence

When somebody tells me they are a Christian I immediately question their intelligence  Confession Bear

My dad pissed me off in an argument So I shave my balls with his facial trimmer

My dad pissed me off in an argument  So I shave my balls with his facial trimmer  Confession Bear

I kind of agree with Mike Jeffries

I kind of agree with Mike Jeffries  Confession Bear

I took the cookie from the cookie jar

I took the cookie  from the cookie jar  Confession Bear

OW! MY HEAD! I can taste purple!

OW!  MY HEAD! I can taste purple!  Confession Bear

I dissaprove of my sister dating the one black guy in her class not because its trashy, but because I'm seriously scared of him instead of the other way around.

I dissaprove of my sister dating the one black guy in her class not because its trashy,  but because I'm seriously scared of him instead of the other way around.   Confession Bear

I'M A BAD PERSON

I'M A BAD PERSON   Confession Bear

When my brother watches stupid music videos on YouTube I kill his WIFI connection with WiFiKill because it annoys me and he's slowing my internet.

When my brother watches stupid music videos on YouTube I kill his WIFI connection with WiFiKill because it annoys me and he's slowing my internet.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I text my girlfriend goodnight long before going to bed To get hours of uninterupted video games

Sometimes I text my girlfriend goodnight long before going to bed To get hours of uninterupted video games   Confession Bear

I MAKE THROWAWAY ACCOUNTS TO UPVOTE MY OWN POSTS SO THEY GET PUT IN RISING AND I GET MORE KARMA

I MAKE THROWAWAY ACCOUNTS TO UPVOTE MY OWN POSTS  SO THEY GET PUT IN RISING AND I GET MORE KARMA  Confession Bear
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