Confession Bear

I'm more likely to upvote a female ent if she's cute Not if she's showing tits

I'm more likely to upvote a female ent if she's cute Not if she's showing tits  Confession Bear

Whenever I need to find my friends at the mall I pretend I'm a secret agent tracking down his next target

Whenever I need to find my friends at the mall I pretend I'm a secret agent tracking down his next target  Confession Bear

I like Metallica's "Am I Evil?" Better than the diamond head one

I like Metallica's

I tell people i drink alot because of college But i drink alot because im an alcoholic.

I tell people i drink alot because of college But i drink alot because im an alcoholic.  Confession Bear

I don't see why redditors think getting muffins from a girl is bad luck

I don't see why redditors think getting muffins from a girl is bad luck  Confession Bear

My parents enjoy weed so I can't karma-whore about not being able to smoke

My parents enjoy weed so I can't karma-whore about not being able to smoke  Confession Bear

If you refer to yourself as a 'published author' because you're a blogger I will immediately disregard any further input you have regarding literature

If you refer to yourself as a 'published author' because you're a blogger I will immediately disregard any further input you have regarding literature  Confession Bear

I go through every subreddit just to make sure I have a flair next to my username

I go through every subreddit just to make sure I have a flair next to my username  Confession Bear

I'm more excited about the new 300 heroes character Than i am about aatrox

I'm more excited about the new 300 heroes character Than i am about aatrox  Confession Bear

When my older neighbors don't come out for a few days I sometimes think they're dead

When my older neighbors don't come out for a few days I sometimes think they're dead  Confession Bear
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