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I really do trust wikipedia as a credible source.

I really do trust wikipedia as a credible source. Confession Bear
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I argue for feminism but I'd really love to marry a man and only be responsible for housekeeping and sex

I argue for feminism but I'd really love to marry a man and only be responsible for housekeeping and sex Confession Bear
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I wish my sister wasn't socially awkward. So she could have hot friends I could get with.

I wish my sister wasn't socially awkward. So she could have hot friends I could get with. Confession Bear
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I like watching anime but anime fans creep the shit out of me

I like watching anime but anime fans creep the shit out of me Confession Bear
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Every time I spell bananas I have to sing the Gwen Stefani song in my head.

Every time I spell bananas I have to sing the Gwen Stefani song in my head. Confession Bear
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My first sexual experience was with a prostitute when I was 21 I couldn't get an erection so she started to jerk me off. After about 30 seconds I ejaculated all over her hand and leg. She then left in disgust, slamming the car door on her way out.

My first sexual experience was with a prostitute when I was 21 I couldn't get an erection so she started to jerk me off. After about 30 seconds I ejaculated all over her hand and leg. She then left in disgust, slamming the car door on her way out. Confession Bear
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My dad thought my mum was having an affair, so I tapped the phone line to prove him wrong. He was right.

My dad thought my mum was having an affair, so I tapped the phone line to prove him wrong. He was right. Confession Bear
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YOU CAN BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD BUT IF YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

YOU CAN BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD BUT IF YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. Confession Bear
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When I have to poop in the morning I hold it in until I'm at work so I can get paid to poop

When I have to poop in the morning I hold it in until I'm at work so I can get paid to poop Confession Bear
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I prefer album versions to the live versions

I prefer album versions to the live versions Confession Bear
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