Confession Bear

My twin sister used my desktop when I was at college to sext with her bf on msn. My msn was set to autosave the conversations and I have been masturbating to the chatlogs for the past 5 years.

My twin sister used my desktop when I was at college to sext with her bf on msn. My msn was set to autosave the conversations and I have been masturbating to the chatlogs for the past 5 years.  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a black person coming towards me I suspect he's going to stab me

Whenever I see a black person coming towards me I suspect he's going to stab me  Confession Bear

I believe that rednecks are an inferior subspecies of human

I believe that rednecks are an inferior subspecies of human  Confession Bear

Every friday after work I buy a bottle fo vodka, go home and drink it all by myself in my apartment

Every friday after work I buy a bottle fo vodka, go home and drink it all by myself in my apartment  Confession Bear

I automatically assume all Packers fans are bandwagoners

I automatically assume all Packers fans are bandwagoners  Confession Bear

when you resort to asking if someone even lifts I automatically assume that you already lost the argument and are remarkably unintelligent

when you resort to asking if someone even lifts I automatically assume that you already lost the argument and are remarkably unintelligent  Confession Bear

i don't really care for snoop or his ama

i don't really care for snoop or his ama  Confession Bear

I'm actually in love with my girlfriend 's best friend

I'm actually in love with my girlfriend 's best friend  Confession Bear

I flash my lights at people on the highway Because I enjoy knowing they will slow down, anticipating a speed trap for miles

I flash my lights at people on the highway Because I enjoy knowing they will slow down, anticipating a speed trap for miles  Confession Bear

I actually find scumbag uterus to be a really adorable meme

I actually find scumbag uterus to be a really adorable meme  Confession Bear
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