Confession Bear

My ex-girlfriend doesn't tell me things anymore because she says I broke her trust I don't care at all because all she did was talk to me about her current boyfriend

My ex-girlfriend doesn't tell me things anymore because she says I broke her trust I don't care at all because all she did was talk to me about her current boyfriend  Confession Bear

I really enjoy my job as a clown because I kinda feel like a drag queen

I really enjoy my job as a clown because I kinda feel like a drag queen  Confession Bear

I once wiped my bum With pages from the Bible

I once wiped my bum With pages from the Bible  Confession Bear

Every time I get drunk I remind my self of my cheating, abusive, and all around piece of shit father. But I can't stop

Every time I get drunk I remind my self of my cheating, abusive, and all around piece of shit father. But I can't stop  Confession Bear

I only lie about believing in God because I get treated better by strangers and make more money in tips

I only lie about believing in God because I get treated better by strangers and make more money in tips  Confession Bear

If I find out someone went to private school I automatically think less of their achievements

If I find out someone went to private school I automatically think less of their achievements  Confession Bear

am i the only person who really doesn't care about pokemon?

am i the only person who really doesn't care about pokemon?  Confession Bear

"When does the Narwhal bacon?" I have no idea

I like that servers in America get paid so little Because Americans are excellent tippers when they come to Canada

I like that servers in America get paid so little Because Americans are excellent tippers when they come to Canada  Confession Bear

I like it when my girlfriend Makes me the little spoon

I like it when my girlfriend Makes me the little spoon  Confession Bear
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